Have we considered that Mulder and Scully are actually not good special agents and that’s why they’re in a made-up department that the brass created to fuck with them?
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They’re accidentally sentient holodeck characters, trapped in a isolinear chip that’s used as a doorstop in Data’s quarters -
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scully would be but they’ve sabotaged her. mulder is a former gifted kid who never learned to study and dot i’s
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He’s a detective who literally has the words “I want to believe” on his office wall.
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@wood@federated.press @wood@hachyderm.io I guess FBI has very little accountability but it’s impressive their boss didn’t get fired for spending taxpayer dollars on the charade for 9 years straight.
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@wood I just realized that you retweeted yourself from another instance and I love that.
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@Kowfm yeah, I post more personal/non-work things on this account but I boost specific posts for both audiences. Works well!
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@wood it’s the original Dead Horses